McGillComedyClubImportantmeeti-优题课

Smith was a landlord（地主）. He loved money very much and never gave anything to anybody. Soon he became rich. One day the weather was fine. There wasn't a cloud in the sky and the sun was very warm. The landlord was walking along a river with his friends, when, all of a sudden, he slipped（滑倒） and fell into it. He cried, "Help! Help!" One of his friends held out his hand and said, "Give me your hand and I will pull（拉） you out." The landlord's head went under the water and then came up again, but he did not give his hand to his friends. Then another of his friends tried but the same thing happened. Just then a farmer came over and saw all this. He knew the landlord very well. He said to the others, "Let me try." He held out his hand and said to the landlord," Take my hand and I will pull you out." Hearing this, the landlord took the farmer's hand, and in a minute the farmer pulled the landlord out of the water. All the others got very surprised at this and asked the farmer, "Why did he give his hand to you but not to us?" The farmer said, “You don't know your friend very well, When you say 'give' to him, he does nothing, but when you say 'take', he takes."
Smith was a ____.

A．doctor

B．farmer

C．landlord

D．waiter

Smith became very rich, because he ____ gave anything to anybody.

A．always

B．never

C．often

D．sometimes

One day Smith was walking along a ____ with his friends.

A．river

B．park

C．street

D．lake

The rich man held ____ his hand when he heard "Take my hand."

A．in

B．into

C．down

D．out

Who knew the rich man very well?

A．his friends

B．his wife

C．the farmer

D．his children

A young man once went to town and bought himself a pair of trousers. When he got home, he went to his room and put them on. He found that they were about two inches too long. He went into the kitchen, and his mother and two sisters were doing some washing there. He said to them, “The new trousers are too long. They need cutting by two inches. Would one of you mind doing this for me?” His mother and sisters were busy and none of them said anything.
But as soon as his mother had finished washing up, she went to her son’s room silently and cut the trousers by two inches. She came back without saying anything to her daughters. After supper, the elder sister remembered her brother’s trousers. She went to his room and cut the trousers by two inches without saying anything to anyone. The younger sister went to the cinema. But when she came back, she also remembered her brother’s trousers. So she went to his room and cut them by two inches, too.
The trousers were ______.

A．too long

B．new

C．for the young man

D．A, B and C

Why didn’t the young man’s mother and sisters answer him?

A．Because they didn’t hear him clearly.

B．Because they thought others would do it for him

C．Because they didn’t want to do it for him.

D．Because they were busy at that time.

What can we infer from the story?

A．Maybe the young man didn’t try on the trousers when he bought them

B．The trousers are just right for the young man now.

C．His mother and sisters didn’t hear what the young man said.

D．The young’s mother and sisters didn’t want to help him.

If the trousers were 197 inches at first, how long were they at last?

A．191 inches

B．193 inches

C．195 inches

D．199 inches.

Which one is true from the story?

A．The young man’s mother and sisters want others to know what they did.

B．They young man would be very happy to see his trousers were short.

C．The young man had to throw the trousers away at last.

D．The young man would be very thankful to his mother and sisters.

Do you still get free plastic bags（塑料袋） from the supermarket（超市）? Things will change soon.
To protect(保护) the environment, supermarkets in China will stop providing (提供) free plastic bags after June 1st. If you don't want to pay money to buy them, you'll have to bring your own shopping bag.
What kind of bags will be the best to bring? Students in Kunming Xinying Middle School have some good ideas.
Recently 54 students of the school held an activity in which they made their own environmentally-friendly shopping bags.
Most students used old clothes to make their bags. They painted pictures like the Olympic rings on them.
But Wang Shuncheng, a Junior 2 boy, chose a different material (材料). He made his bag with old newspaper. Is a newspaper bag strong enough to hold shopping? Wang says it is, "No problem. I put six bottles of water in the bag," he said. "It's strong enough!"
Chen Lisi, a girl, had a more traditional way to make her bag – she weaved (编织) a bamboo basket. It was not an easy job. With her grandfather's help, Chen spent a whole afternoon making it. She also weaved wool (毛线) flowers on the basket.
Making bags was not all the students did. They had another job: to persuade their parents and relatives to use environmentally-friendly shopping bags instead of plastic ones. The school will show the bags so that shops and stores can get inspiration (灵感) from the students' work.
On June 2nd, if you don’t bring a shopping bag, ________ in the market.

A．you can get free plastic bags

B．you’ll have to pay for the plastic bags

C．you can’t buy anything

D．you can’t use plastic bags

From the passage, we can infer(推测) that ___________.

A．Plastic bags will not come into our life any more.

B．When you go shopping after June 2nd, you have to bring a shopping bag.

C．Plastic bags are bad for the environment.

D．No one will use plastic bags after June 2nd.

What does “persuade” in the last paragraph mean?

A．劝说

B．阻止

C．保证

D．反对

Supermarkets in China stop providing plastic bags because _________.

A．they want to save money

B．markets want to make more money

C．plastic bags are very expensive

D．they want to protect the environment

Which of the following is not right from the passage?

A．People may use other material to make shopping bags.

B．The students’ work may bring inspiration to the supermarkets.

C．You can’t use plastic bags in supermarkets any more after June 1st.

D．The newspaper bag made by Wang Shuncheng seems strong.

Some people have very good memory（记忆力） and they can easily remember quite long texts. There are other people who can only remember things when they have said them again and again. The famous English writer Charles Dickens said that he could walk down any long street in London and then tell you the name of every shop he had passed. Many great men of the world have a wonderful memory.
A good memory is greatly helpful in learning a language. Everybody learns his own language by remembering what he hears when he is a small child, and some children, like the boys and girls who live abroad(国外) with their parents, seem to learn two languages almost as easily as one. In school it is not so easy to learn a second language because the students have so little time for it, and they are very busy with other subjects too.
A man’s mind is like a camera, but it takes photos not only of what we see but also of what we feel, hear, smell and taste. When we take a real photo with a camera, Some people have very good memory（记忆力） and they can easily remember quite long texts.In the same way, there is much work to be done before we can keep a picture forever(永远) in our minds.
Memory is a diary, and we all carry it about us. We keep things we have experienced (经历)in this diary.
Which of the following is true?

A．Charles Dickens had a good memory because he was a famous writer.

B．People without a good memory cannot be great men of the world.

C．People became great because they have a good memory.

D．Many people may never become great though they have a good memory.

To learn a language well, one must ________.

A．live abroad	B．write it every day
C．often hear it	D．go to school

The writer thinks a camera in one’s mind can take photos of ______.

A．what we see

B．what we feel and hear

C．what we smell and taste

D．what we see, feel, hear, smell and taste

If you have a good memory, ________.

A．you can learn a second language easily

B．you can remember things for ever easily

C．you can learn your own language easily

D．you can remember things better

Which of the following is true?

A．We all keep a diary in our mind.

B．One has to do a lot of work before he can keep a picture in his mind forever.

C．A person with a good memory can remember things forever.

D．A good memory helps to remember everything forever.

Human beings are the most intelligent of all animals because we are gifted with the ability to think and reason logically. Scientists and even common people with special intelligence have made a lot of inventions and contributions to modern lifestyle in the past. “Houses” have been the most popular area for discoveries and inventions in the past and even now.
Many household items have been the result of inventions of people who desired better functioning of the existent products. Every individual has intelligence and if it is used properly for the right purpose it leads to invention of a new tool or device. Many new household inventions are made almost every day and there are specific companies, which particularly keep a record of all these inventions.
A lot of inventions have been made recently in the household field. These products are patented(专利的)and have trade mark licenses(许可). The patented sliding cinch is a very simple but effective method to prevent shoulder stress and injury for those who work before computers all day long. Vanity PC is a type of computer furniture that specifically hides all the computer wires and keeps a clean and good look. All the outdoor dust, mud and snow can be kept out of the house by installing(安装)the dirt drain(排水管)at the entrance of the door. Another important invention is the automatic toilet night-light, in which a small light starts when the lid of the toilet seat is opened and closes as soon as the lid is closed.
These are some of the new household inventions invented mostly by common people. Thus, a variety of new household items are invented every day, which helps in a better functioning of household chores and in a more useful manner.
The first paragraph tells us the importance of _________.

A．the particular changes in houses

B．human beings’ role in making inventions

C．the advantages of modern lifestyle

D．the difference between human beings and animals

What plays the most important role in causing people to invent new things?

A．To earn more money and gain awards.

B．To be recorded by some special companies.

C．To improve the present living conditions.

D．To meet the new demands of new science.

It can be inferred that the sliding cinch is used to _________.

A．prevent your shoulder from being over-pressured

B．keep your shoulder safe and sound when you are in an accident or an operation

C．help you practice your shoulder more often and reduce shoulder pains

D．cover your shoulder and make it stronger to resist the outside strike

Common people can also make good inventions because __________.

A．wisdom and inspiration sometimes come from everyday life

B．some inventions are easy to be made and can be mastered by common people

C．common people have a strong desire to do something for science research

D．success is often connected with hardship and bitter experience of common people

The passage is mainly talking about _________.

A．the correct use of household facilities

B．different ideas about household inventions

C．the history of household inventions

D．household inventions and their influence

McGill Comedy Club Important meeting today. Discussions on putting on Blazing Saddles. Union room 302, 3-4 pm. New members (both actors and nonactors, living and dead) are welcome.	History Students' Association Prof. Michael Cross of Dalhousie University will be speaking on “Unskilled Labours on Rivers and Canals in Upper Canada, 1820-1850: The Beginnings of Class Struggle,"at 10 am in Leacock 230.	Design Mirror Sale All types and sizes of design mirrors priced to please. Sale today in Union room 108.
McGill Teaching Assistants' Association A general meeting, for all the TAs, will be held at 4 pm in Leacock 116.	Women's Union Important. General Meeting at 6 pm, Union room 423. Speaker on “Importance of d eciding basic goals of the Women's Union".Everyone, old, new and those intere sted, please attend.
Film Society Last meeting of the term for all members.All managers are required to be present. 6:00 sharp, Union room 434.	Canadian University Students Overseas CUSO presents “Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast" at 7 pm. Newman Centre, 3484 Peel. Find out about CUSO here and overseas. Everyone welcome.