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The Americans have been voted the world’s “funniest nationality” ---the one “best at making people laugh” ---in a global poll (民意调查), which also names the Germans the “least funny” nationality and the British “not as funny as they think”.
30,000 people across 15 countries were asked to name both the “funniest” and “least funny” nationality in a poll conducted by Badoo.com, the world’s largest social network for meeting new people, with 119 million users worldwide.
The Americans were voted the funniest nationality, ahead of the Spanish --- the funniest Europeans --- in second, Italians in third and British in seventh.
The voting for the “least funny” nationality confirmed the view of America’s Mark Twain that “a German joke is no laughing matter”. The Germans won, ahead of the Russians and Turks. The stereotype of German humourlessness is believed to derive from their reputation for efficiency, punctuality and rationality(理性). Examples of German jokes include: “Yesterday, I met my friend Horst at the hospital. He’d swallowed a sponge. He says it doesn’t hurt but he’s always thirsty.”
“When we meet someone new, one of the first things we notice is whether they make us laugh”, says Lloyd Price, Badoo’s Marketing Director. “America is a worthy poll winner”, says Price. “It’s the world’s only comedy superpower.”
The British pride themselves on their humour but learn from the poll that they’re not as funny as they think. They placed just seventh of 15 --- behind the Brazilians, French and Mexicans.
According to the poll, which is the right order from the funniest nationality to the least funny one?

A.Spanish, Americans, French, Mexicans, British
B.Americans, Spanish, Italians, Brazilians, French
C.British, Mexicans, Brazilians, Spanish, Americans
D.Italians, French, British, Mexicans, Brazilians

Which of the following statements is TRUE?

A.The poll was conducted among 119 million people by Badoo. com.
B.Spanish are the funniest nationality in Europe.
C.That Germans are named the “least funny” nationality is because of Mark Twain.
D.Some people think that British are funny while others think the opposite in the poll.

Which can be the substitute of the word “derive” in the fourth paragraph?

A.acquire B.suffer C.translate D.accomplish

What is the author’s purpose of telling us a German joke?

A.The author wants to show that Germans are good at telling jokes.
B.The author wants to confirm what Mark Twain said.
C.The author wants to prove that Germans are not funny at all.
D.The author just wants to say that swallowing a sponge is no harm.

It seems that the best title for this passage is ______.

A.The Funniest Nationality
B.A Global Poll Conducted by Badoo.Com
C.Americans Won the Funniest Nationality
D.Americans Voted “Funniest Nation”, Germans “Least Funny”
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Charlie Vansant, a college student of Athens, Ohio who reported that his car was stolen, got a surprise when he learned a woman had mistaken it for her daughter's car and taken it-using her key.
Kate Anderson became an accidental car thief when picking up her daughter's car near an Ohio University building last week.Anderson spotted the nickel-~ay Toyota Camry(银灰色丰田凯美瑞)and used her daughter's key to unlock the car, start the engine and drive home-without realizing that the car wasn't her daughter's.
When Charlie Vansant left class a short time later, he found only an empty parking spot.He first assumed the car had been towed, but when the police couldn't find a record of it, they took a theft report.
The morning after Anderson took the car, her daughter discovered the Camry in the driveway wasn't hers.Anderson said she was able to find Vansant's name on paperwork in the glove compartment and look up his phone number on the website for the university.
When Anderson told Charlie the car was in her driveway, "It sounded real suspicious at first, like may be she wanted to hold the thing for ransom(赎金),”said Vansant.He eventually went to the house with a police officer, where he was reunited with his car.According to police report, the ease was closed "because of mistaken car identity", Anderson wasn't charged.
Vansant seemed to blame the car company more than the "thief"."Her key fit not only my lock, but my ignition(点火装置)as well - so high-five for Toyota.I guess." he said.
What does the underlined word "towed" mean in paragraph 3 ?

A.removed B.damaged C.stolen D.sold

Which of the following is NOT true according to the passage?

A.Mrs.Anderson's daughter discovered the car her mother drove was not hers.
B.Mrs.Anderson stole Charlie's car at the request of her daughter.
C.Charlie had thought he had to give Anderson money to get his car back.
D.Mrs.Anderson used her daughter's key to unlock Charlie's car and drive home.

What does Charlie mean by "h~-five for Toyota"?

A.He is blaming Toyota for the poor quality of car keys.
B.He should thank Toyota for returning his car.
C.He wants to celebrate with Toyota for getting his car back.
D.He thinks highly of Toyota for producing large quantities of cars.

What is likely to happen next according to the passage?

A.Mrs.Anderson was charged with stealing a car.
B.Charlie blamed Mrs.Anderson for mistakenly taking his car.
C.Charlie would ask the Toyota Company to give him an explanation.
D.The Toyota Company would give Charlie a new car as compensation.

American researchers say drinking tea may help strengthen the body’s defense system against infection. Doctors at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, Massachusetts, did the study. The team studied a chemical found in black, green, oolong and pekoe tea. This chemical is an amino acid(氨基酸) called L-theanine. The scientists say it may increase the strength of gamma delta T cells. That’s the letter T, not the drink. Gamma delta T cells are part of the body’s defense.
First, the researchers mixed some of these cells with antigens(抗原)found in the amino acid. Antigens help the body react to infection. Then the scientists added some bacteria. Within twenty-four hours, the cells produced a lot of interferon, a substance that fights infection. Cells not mixed with the antigens did not produce interferon (抗干扰素).
In the second part of the study, eleven people drank five to six cups of black tea every day. Ten other people drank the same amount of instant coffee. That is dried coffee mixed with hot water.
Two weeks later, and again two weeks after that, the researchers tested the blood of all twenty-one people. They also looked at what happened when they added bacteria to the blood cells. They found that the tea drinkers produced five times more interferon after they started drinking tea. The coffee drinkers did not produce interferon.
Doctor Jack Bukowski led the study. He says the antigens added to the gamma delta T cells were responsible for the increased reaction to the bacteria. He says that the study also showed that the cells were able to remember the bacteria and fight them again the next time.
Earlier research already has found that tea can help prevent heart disease and cancer. Doctor Bukowski says the new study must be repeated by more people. “If the findings prove to be true,” he says, “then tea drinking might also help protect against bacterial infections.” He says the amino acid L-theanine could be removed from the tea and used as a drug to strengthen the body’s defenses.
We may know from the text that _________ can be found in different kinds of tea.

A.L-theanine B.Gamma delta T cells
C.interferon D.bacteria

Tea may help strengthen the body’s defense system because it helps _________.

A.to add some bacteria to the blood cells
B.the body to produce more gamma delta T cells
C.the body to produce more interferon
D.to mix antigens with some of the cells in the body

According to Dr Bukowski, _________.

A.the findings of the study have already proved to be true
B.further study is needed to prove the findings true
C.he has taken some amino acid L-theanine from tea and made a drug with it
D.he is not sure whether tea help prevent heart disease and cancer

What would be the best title for this text?

A.Tea Is Better than Coffee B.Our Body Needs Tea
C.Tea Can Help Prevent Cancer D.Tea May Help Fight Infection

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I got shaved this morning as usual. A man approached the door from Jones Street as I approached it from Main--a thing that always happens. I hurried up, but it was of no use; he entered the door one little step ahead of me, and I followed in and saw him take the only empty chair, the one headed by the best barber. It always happens so. I sat down, hoping that I might sit in the chair belonging to the better of the remaining two barbers, for he was a bit ahead. I watched the probabilities with strong interest. When I saw that No. 2 was gaining on No. 1, my interest grew to solicitude (担心). When No. 1 was gradually losing the race, my solicitude rose to anxiety. When No. 1 caught up again, and both were about to finish and say “Next!” first, my very breath stood still with the suspense. But when I saw that he had lost the race by a single instant, I rose angrily and quitted the shop, to keep from falling into the hands of No. 2; for I have none of that firmness that enables a man to look calmly into the eyes of a waiting barber and tell him he will wait for his fellow-barber’s chair.
I stayed out fifteen minutes, and then went back, hoping for better luck. Unfortunately, all the chairs were occupied now, and four men sat waiting, silent, and looking bored, as men always do who are waiting their turn in a barber’s shop. I sat down and waited.
At last my turn came. A voice said “Next!” and I give in to No. 2, of course. It always happens so. I smiled and said that I was in a hurry, and it affected him as strongly as if he had never heard it.
He explored my hair with his claws and suggested that it needed trimming(修剪). I said I did not want it trimmed. He explored again and said it was pretty long for the present style. I said I had had it cut only a week before. He stopped for a moment, and then asked “who cut it?” I stared at him from the mirror and replied “You did!”. Then a dog-fight attracted his attention, and he ran to the window and stayed and watched it…
The author left the barber’s shop mainly because ___________.

A.he would like to wait for “No. 1” outside
B.he would rather be served by the best barber
C.he lacked the courage to tell “No. 2” his intention
D.he was angry at the slow speed of “No. 1”

What is the change of the author’s attitude from the moment he went into the barber’s to the moment he left it?

A.Disappointed---Anxious---Hopeful---Angry.
B.Disappointed --Hopeful---Anxious---Angry.
C.Hopeful--- Sad --- Anxious ---Angry.
D.Hopeful--- Anxious --- Angry --- Sad.

The underlined word “suspense” in the 2nd paragraph probably means ________.

A.loneliness B.excitement
C.anxiety D.hope

What is likely to happen next?

A.The author lost his temper.
B.“No. 2” ran out of his patience.
C.The author was well-served by “No. 2”.
D.The author also went to see the dog-fight.

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According to the Movie Express above, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II is mainly about __________.

A.a journey of Harry, Ron, and Hermione
B.high risks of the final adventure by Harry and his nemesis
C.an all-out war between good and evil forces
D.a fear of Lord Voldemort

Who might be most interested in the Movie Express of Winnie the Pooh?

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I remember the first time that I was extremely happy, I was about 8 years old when for the first time, there was a computer in the classroom. I remember that my teacher allowed each student to take turns to play various educational games on the computer. One day, I found the source code for one of these games. Without knowing or being taught any programming language, I was able to figure out some of the BASIC code. I just gave myself a limitless number of lives in the game, so I could continue playing it forever. This was also my first introduction to algebra, and I didn’t even know it at the time. This was a decisive moment in my life. I was quite excited because of what I was learning and what I was able to do. As a result, I was enthusiastic for the rest of my life about self-learning and computers, and I was quite happy doing them too.
I’ve noticed that people who are truly content with life are enthusiastic about what they do. This enthusiasm, along with good health, is the key to being happy. It also leads to self-confidence and content in life too. It may also lead to success, wealth and achievements.
Success , wealth or achievements can also bring some people happiness , yet I know plenty of rich people who are unhappy . I know many people with successful businesses that are not happy with what they are doing .I know people who continuously buy themselves new toys , such as cars , computers ,and televisions ,yet never seem content for too long .Please remember , happiness is the journey of life , not the destination.
What can we know from Paragraph 1?

A.The author has a great talent for algebra.
B.Creative thinking is necessary for every child.
C.The BASIC code of the computer is not difficult.
D.The author’s experience in his childhood changed his life.

The author wants to tell us through the first paragraph that___________.

A.interest is the best teacher
B.children are the hope of the future
C.young people are fearless
D.where there’s a will , there’s a way

What is the secret of happiness in the author’s opinion?

A.Success and wealth.
B.Gifts and self-confidence.
C.Enthusiasm and good health.
D.Knowledge and achievements.

We can infer from the last paragraph that ___________.

A.rich people generally feel unhappy
B.wealth can’t bring people any happiness
C.one will feel unhappy once he has gained all the things he wants
D.being enthusiastic about what you are doing is more important than wealth

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