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Dr Wiseman started “the laugh lab” project in September 2001. It is the largest study of humour. Participants(参加者)are invited to log onto the laugh lab website, give a few personal details, tell their favourite jokes and judge the jokes told by other people.
The project will last for a year, and the organizers hope to finally discover the world's funniest joke. But there is also a serious purpose. The researchers want to know what people from different nations and cultures find funny. And they want to find out the differences between the male and female sense of humour. The idea is that if we want to understand each other, we have to find out what makes us laugh.
This is a subject that has long interested psychologists(心理学家)and philosophers(哲学家). Most of the time, people are not completely honest. We do things that society expects us to and say things that help us get what we want. But laughing cannot be controlled. When we laugh, we tell the truth about ourselves.
By December 2001 over 10,000 jokes had been submitted. This gave the scientists enough evidence(证据)to make early conclusions. It seems that men and women do have different senses of humor, for instance.
“Our findings show the major differences in the ways in which males and females use humour,”said Dr Wiseman. “Males use humour to appear superior(优越)to others, while women are more skilled in languages and prefer word play.”
Researchers also found that there really is such a thing as a national sense of humour. The British enjoy what is usually called “toilet humor”. But the French like their jokes short and sharp:“You're a high priced lawyer. Will you answer to questions for $ 500?”“Yes. What's the second question?”
The Germans are famous for not having a sense of humor. But the survey found that German participants were more likely to find submitted jokes funny than any other nationality. Perhaps that provides the point. Is this joke funny? I don't know, but let's say yes, just to be safe.
Dr Wiseman and his workmates also submitted jokes created by computer. But none of those who took part in the survey found any of them amusing. Perhaps this is relief. Computers already seem like they can do everything. At least they should leave the funny stuff to us.
Scientists started “the laugh lab” project________.

A.to find the funniest joke in European countries.
B.to know what funny people are from different nations and cultures
C.to find out the differences between the male and female sense of humor
D.to get more personal details about participants

We can infer from the passage that________.

A.most of the people all over the world are completely honest
B.psychologists and philosophers take interest in “the laugh lab” project
C.ordinary people are not interested in “the laugh lab” project at all
D.people tell the truth about themselves only when they laugh

What is the main idea of the 4th and 5th paragraph?

A.Man and woman have different senses of humour.
B.Male and female have similar senses of humour.
C.About 10,000 jokes have been submitted from September 2001 to December 2001.
D.Scientists have collected enough evidence to make conclusions.

The writer gave the examples of the British, the French and the Germans________.

A.to show the French people have a better sense of humour
B.to prove the British people have a sense of“toilet humour”
C.to show people from different nations have different senses of humour
D.to prove that the Germans have no sense of humour
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This time, it is to be worn on wrists. Having already changed the way we communicate with its smartphones, Apple Inc released its next big thing on March 9 in San Francisco, US.
The Apple Watch, according to CNN, is “a simple rectangular (矩形的) shape with a range of stylish and useful wristbands.” “The style is classic... in those respects (方面) it’s up there with the top quality Swiss watches,” commented the news outlet.
The watch will be available in nine places, including the US, the UK and China, from April 24. The starting price is $349 (2,186 yuan).
With six different designs and 30 or so wristbands, the gadget “sets the standard for smartwatches, in style,” agreed The Brisbane Times,“but more importantly, in functionality (功能性).” “With the built-in speaker and microphone, you can receive calls on your watch. I have been wanting to do this since I was 5 years old,” said Apple’s chief executive Tim Cook.
In fact, anything you can do on the iPhone is there on the watch – e-mails, text messages, airline boarding services, and directions from Apple Maps. Using a home security app, you can keep an eye on your home from afar, or even open a locked door.
There are some features that have made Cook sure the watch is “our most personal device yet; a new chapter in the way we relate to technology”. According to NPR, the watch taps you on the wrist to draw your attention to a message or a calendar reminder, and it can send a tap on the wrist to another Apple Watch wearer.
However, the watch can also do things that are just plain fun. You can send a real-time display of your heartbeat to another Apple Watch to “let someone know you are thinking about them.”
Patrick Moorhead, a leading technology analyst in the US, described the tech company as “a master in the art of persuasion”. “The secret weapon is the ability to message each other by tapping on the watch,” he told The Associated Press. “I think people, particularly kids, are going to go nuts (疯狂) over that.”
So far, though, the most impressive part of this new device is “the monitoring of the wearer’s health and fitness,” said AFP. It will even tap you on the wrist if you have been sitting down for longer than is good for your health.
Which of the following features of the Apple Watch are mentioned in the article?
a. its price
b. its functions
c. its shortcomings
d. its shape and weight
e. when and where people can buy it

A.abd
B.abe
C.bce
D.bde

Which of the following words best describes Tim Cook’s attitude toward the Apple Watch?

A.Proud.
B.Modest.
C.Serious.
D.Cautious.

How does the Apple Watch let wearers know there is a new message?

A.The watch beeps.
B.The watch sends out music.
C.The watch changes its screen color.
D.The watch taps the wearer on the wrist.

With an Apple Watch, you can ______.

A.monitor your health and diagnose yourself
B.send a real-time display of your heartbeat to an iPhone
C.be reminded to move around if you’ve been sitting down for too long
D.receive emails, text messages and calls, and open a locked door for your neighbor

“YOUR password has expired (过期),” a message said on my screen, with instructions for changing it. Coming up with a new code (密码) doesn’t seem like a big deal, unless you work at my company, where we have to change it monthly, using at least one uppercase (大写的) character, one lowercase character, one symbol, and one number. Oh, the whole password can’t be fewer than eight characters. And I can’t use any of the same passwords I’ve used in the past three months.
Suddenly I was furious (很生气的). What didn’t make it any better was that I was deeply depressed after my recent divorce. Disbelief about what she had done to me was all I thought about every day.
I remembered a tip I’d heard from my former boss. He’d said: “I’m going to use a password to change my life.”
I couldn’t focus on getting things done in my current mood. There were clear signs of what I needed to do to get control of my life again.
My password became the sign. My password reminded me that I shouldn’t let myself be a victim of my recent breakup and that I was strong enough to do something about it.
I made my password Forgive@h3r.
I had to type this several times a day. The simple action changed the way I looked at my ex-wife. That constant reminder led me to accept the way things had happened and find a new way of dealing with my depression. As the month wore on, I felt a slow healing begin to happen. By the time my server asked me to reset my password the following month, I felt free.
One month later, my dear Exchange server asked me yet again to reset my password. I thought about the next thing that I had to get done.
My password became Quit@smoking4ever.
I quit smoking overnight.
This password was a painful one to type during that month, but doing it helped me to yell at myself in my mind as I typed that statement. It motivated me to follow my monthly goal.
One month later, my password became Save4trip@thailand.
Guess where I went three months later: Thailand.
Seeing how these reminders helped to achieve my goals kept me motivated and excited. While it’s sometimes difficult to come up with your next goal, keeping at it brings great results
Which of the following passwords fits the company’s requirements?

A.Seeme@2
B.Dream4future
C.Visit$me
D.Stay@4ever

Why couldn’t the author focus on doing things?

A.Because he couldn’t come up with a new password.
B.Because he always forgot his password.
C.Because he was in low spirits due to his divorce.
D.Because his wife stole his password before their breakup.

What happened to the author after he had used his password to change his life?

A.He finally overcame his depression and forgave his ex-wife.
B.He started smoking to heal his broken heart.
C.He quit his job and went traveling around the world.
D.He became furious about his passwords getting longer and longer.

What message does the author intend to convey through his story?

A.Never let yourself be a victim of others’ faults.
B.Be patient with the healing process for any pain.
C.Constant reminders can be positive as well as negative.
D.Setting yourself a goal and keeping at it can bring great results.

Ray’s wedding had gone off smoothly. Everyone seemed to have had a good time. A few people had too good a time; they went home with designated (指派的) drivers. All evening, the gift table remained unguarded. Who would steal anything, Ray thought. He had never heard of such a thing happening at a wedding. But his best friend Aaron said there was a first time for everything. He walked out regularly from the inside festivities to check on the gift table, making sure no one doubtful was hanging around it.
Ray and Julia went on a 3-week honeymoon to Italy right after the wedding. When they got back, they opened all the gifts and sent out thank-you notes. But there was one problem. A married couple that used to be good friends had obviously given nothing. This surprised Julia, because Walt and Mary said they were excited to be invited. And, they actually seemed to have had a great time at the wedding. Frankly, Ray didn’t even care if they hadn’t given a gift. He just needed to know whether to send a thank-you note. Ray called Aaron. Aaron said maybe Walt had left an envelope on the gift table like Aaron had. “Yes, but we got your envelope with the cash inside,” Ray said.
“Maybe my envelope looked too thin, and some thief thought Walt’s envelope looked nice and fat.”
Aaron asked Ray if he had looked everywhere for Walt’s gift. Had he called up the wedding site to see if anything had been left behind? Ray said that he had looked everywhere and made a lot of calls that were fruitless.
Ray didn’t know what to do. If he sent Walt and Mary a thank-you note for a gift they hadn’t given, they would be insulted. If he didn’t send them a thank-you note for a gift they had given, they would get angry.
“What would you do?” Ray asked. Aaron said he would call Walt up and tell him the problem.
“You can’t go wrong with simply being honest,” Aaron said.
“Oh, yes, you can,” Ray contradicted (反驳) him. “Sometimes it’s best to let sleeping dogs lie.” But he thought about it, and finally decided that Aaron was right. He called Walt and told him the problem. Walt said that yes, he had given an envelope. In fact, the envelope contained $500 cash.
“$500?!” Ray asked. “That’s a lot of cash, Walt!” Walt admitted that it was, but he had gotten a fat raise early that year and Ray’s was the only wedding he’d been to in quite a while. Ray thanked him very much, and apologized sincerely for someone stealing Walt’s generous gift. Walt told him that it was “only money”.
When Ray told Aaron about Walt’s gift, Aaron laughed. “The only thief at the wedding was Walt! I stopped playing cards with him last year because I caught him cheating. And it was only a $10 pot! I’m sure I told you about that.”
“Yes, you did tell me,” Ray said. But, of course, he had to send Walt a thank-you note anyway.
Which of the following is true according to the passage?

A.Aaron looked on honesty as the best policy.
B.Walt had surely gotten a fat raise early that year.
C.Stealing had never happened at a wedding.
D.Nobody checked on the gift table all evening.

The underlined word “insulted” in Paragraph 5 probably means ______.

A.deeply impressed B.much discouraged
C.badly hurt D.greatly moved

What kind of person is Ray?

A.Friendly and optimistic. B.Doubtful and experienced.
C.Outgoing and stubborn. D.Thoughtful and polite.

Which of the following might be the best title for the passage?

A.A Wedding Party
B.The Wedding Gift
C.The Thief at the Wedding
D.A Secret at the Wedding

It seems that many parents have a lot to learn about what their children are doing online. According to a recent survey by the Symantec Corporation, which makes many kinds of security software for home and business computers, there’s a “significant digital(数字的)divide between parents and their kids.”
Parents of children under the age of 18 were asked to estimate(估计)how much time their kids spent online each week. The parents said about three hours a week on average. The kids – ages 8 to 17 – who took the survey said they’re spending an average of seven hours online each week.
“I really think that’s due to the time they spend on their mobile phones and computers, when their parents don’t even know they’re online,” says Symantec’s Bill Rosenkrantz. "Remember, cell phones, PDAs and video game machines all make it possible to access the Internet. You don’t have to sit in front of a computer screen."
And what are the kids doing on the Web? “They're doing things like downloading music, they're going to social networking sites, they're actually shopping online when parents don't think they're doing those kinds of activities,” says Rosenkrantz. “They're also, we think, doing some things with research papers and other kinds of activities with homework maybe where they're getting content online and they really shouldn't be.” Nearly a quarter of the kids (23 percent) admit to doing things their parents would not approve.
So how does a modern parent deal with this type of situation? “The first thing we strongly recommend is that parents spend time with their children online,” Rosenkrantz says. “Sit down with them and understand what they're doing. Secondly, have a dialog about it. Have a dialog about what's an acceptable activity, what's an unacceptable activity, and set some ground rules -- time online, things you can and can't do. Really have those conversations. That's the most important.” There are a lot of bad people on the Internet. That’s why it’s so important for parents to know what their kids are doing online.
The figures in the second paragraph are used to show _______.

A.parents don't exactly know kids' online activities
B.time spent online changes with children's ages
C.children always spend too much time online
D.children spend more time online than their parents

We can learn from the passage that _______.

A.some kids surveyed may go against their parents’ rules
B.kids talk less with their parents due to computers
C.special home computers are being made by Symantec
D.parents are too busy to pay attention to their kids

In Rosenkrantz's opinion, the key to the situation is that parents should _______.

A.shorten their kids' time spent online
B.know their kids' online activities
C.use security software in computers
D.have a talk with their kids

What's the purpose of the passage?

A.To advertise a new security software.
B.To give a short introduction to a survey.
C.To warn children of the danger online.
D.To give reasons for kid's Internet addiction.

The University of Waikato is a good choice for those who want to be a success. The university is internationally recognized for its excellence and achievements. It will help you develop advanced research skills. As a university student you can get first-class research facilities (设施) with trained teachers to help, support and advise you in your study. We pride ourselves on our high standards, our research success and our international recognition. For further information: inf@waikato.ac.nz.
Degree
We offer a wide choice of bachelor’s degrees(学士学位) for international students, which includes: Arts, Communication Studies, Social Sciences, etc. Bachelor of Music and Bachelor of Education are only for New Zealand citizens, for further information: deg@waikato.ac.nz.
Tuition Fees(学费)
Tuition fees are different from department to department, generally from $5,000 to $6,000 a year. For further information: tui@waikato.ac.nz.
Accommodation(住宿)
You can have a room in a 4-bedroom flat, which will cost about $100 a month with other regular living costs of about $150 a month for one person. For further information: acc@waikato. ac.nz
Health
The Student Health Service provides excellent medical services for students. The Medical Centre is open five days a week, including student holidays with four doctors and nurses to meet your medical needs. For further information: heal@waikato.ac.nz.
Sports
The Centre is a great place to have sports activities. Trained exercise teachers can help you work out a training plan and keep you active. The sports hall has volleyball, basketball and indoor football courts and a swimming pool as well. There are also a large number of sports clubs at Waikato. For further information: sport@ waikato.ac.nz
If you want to get more information about arts, you can write to ______.

A.inf@waikato.ac.nz B.heal@waikato.ac.nz
C.sport@waikato.ac.nz D.deg@waikato.ac.nz

Which of the following statement is true?

A.You can live in a flat with two bedrooms.
B.Everyone can’t choose the Bachelor of Music.
C.You don’t have to pay more than $5000 a year.
D.If you want to know more about Health, you can visit acc@waikato. ac.nz.

According to the text, what will you do if you are ill during Christmas holidays?

A.Go to a hospital nearby.
B.Buy some medicine in a drug store.
C.Try to get help from your classmates.
D.See a doctor at the school medical centre.

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