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【改编】What is funny? The short answer is: Who knows? The joke that causes a burst of laughter from one listener might be met with a puzzled look from another.
In general, you should avoid jokes at any business or social gathering where there are more than two people in your conversational group. If there are only two people — and they consist of you and your best friend — go ahead and tell it.
Admittedly, a few people possess a perfect sense of timing, appropriateness, and joke delivery. You are probably not one of them. You might be quite funny and have many great jokes. But there’s a place for jokes — over dinner with family, hiking with friends, but business or social affairs with colleagues and acquaintances (熟人) are not it. It takes a whole other level of joke-telling ability to put a joke into the more formal conversations.
The best jokes come into the conversation so that by the time listeners realize a joke is in progress, the punchline that produces humour is being delivered — to their surprise and delight.
Jokes don’t translate well when you’re in a group with mixed backgrounds: those whose first language is not English, those who might not understand a special term or an “in” expression, young people who wouldn’t catch a reference to some bit of culture familiar to older people — and vice versa (反之亦然).
Never joke about another person in the group — about their name, habits, hometown, profession, appearance, or past. It’s not a question of whether the joke is cheery or appropriate. No one enjoys being singled out this way. When you are the subject of the joke, the laughter doesn’t feel good no matter how hard you try to tell yourself they’re not laughing at you. Because that’s what it feels like.
What do you say if you realize your joke upset someone? Apologize as briefly and as sincerely as you can, and hope that someone changes the subject. Try saying: “I’m sorry. I should have known better” or “I’m sorry. I wasn’t thinking.”
What do you do if people don’t get your joke or don’t appear to find it as funny as you do? First, do not retell it, only louder this time, hoping the point of the joke will be seen. Second, don’t try to push people to get it. People do not like people whose jokes they don’t understand. They feel stupid and need to blame someone. If you want to leave with the goodwill of your listeners, say something to make them feel less foolish. You could say: “I don’t know why I tell jokes when I’m so poor at it.”
The world needs laughter, and good humour is a success wherever it goes, so this caveat (告诫) about joke-telling is not meant to dampen high spirits or to advocate dull conversation. If you’re a gifted story-teller and you know people love your jokes, go for it. We need your kind. The rest of us will save our jokes for family and close friends.
From the first paragraph we can know______.

A.Not all jokes are funny.
B.Not all people like jokes.
C.No one knows what jokes are.
D.People may have different reactions to the same joke.

Which occasion is appropriate for you to tell jokes?

A.At a business meeting.
B.At a social gathering.
C.Over dinner with your boss and colleagues.
D.At home with family..

Which of the following statement is true?

A.Jokes are welcome in whatever situation.
B.People should repeat the joke when it isn’t understood well.
C.Not all jokes work well as expected.
D.Jokes have no borders.

When you are the subject of a joke, you may feel _____.

A.uncomfortable B.worried
C.happy D.satisfied

In the passage, the writer suggests that _____.

A.jokes are useful in any situation.
B.joke-telling is a very complex thing.
C.joke-telling can help people get along well.
D.jokes are forbidden in some areas.
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If you want to send email, you must own the following except.

A.a computer
B.the addressing system
C.a domain address
D.a telephone line or cable

Which of the following is NOT true?

A.The domain name system was once under the control of the U.S. government.
B.The general meeting of ICANN is held on a regular basis.
C.Two businesses can have the same domain names.
D.Search sites help people to get information about domain name owners.

The purpose of naming system was to.

A.link specific names to specific addresses on the Internet
B.find people on computers.
C.distinguish computers or send email
D.solve problems for businesses and people

Domain names which have no clear solutions.

A.cause people’s headache
B.cause difficult situations for the government
C.get businesses to change their trademarks
D.force businesses to put trademarks on their goods.

Advertising is as old as story-telling itself. For as long as people have wanted to persuade others to buy their goods, give them their vote or lay down their lives, they have used the methods of advertising. Of course, methods have changed over the years. At first, word of mouth was the only means of communicating, but after the invention of the first printing press and the arrival of the first newspaper, the camera, the television, and the home video recorder, the persuasive methods of the advertising industry have become much more sophisticated.
Advertising appeals more to our emotions than to our minds and therefore uses persuasive techniques which, though not misleading, are certainly biased towards its products. Advertisements have some basic features.
·They are fast and short. They deliver their message in minimum time and space.
·They are concentrated. Their language and images are extremely dense.
·They appeal to consumers’ emotions rather than to their logic.
·They entertain. That entertainment may be in the form of a jazzy melody or a photograph or a clever joke, but it always draws attention to itself because advertisements have to compete against every other competitor for consumers’ attention.
In the past, people used methods of advertising when they wanted others to.

A.buy their products and lay down
B.vote for them and give up their lives
C.support them and lie down
D.buy their products and give them tickets

How can advertisements attract people?

A.By showing reasonable prices of the products.
B.By showing fabulous pictures of the products.
C.By reminding people to think before deciding to buy the products.
D.By persuading people in the form of music, pictures and so on.

The writer implied in the passage that.

A.advertisers only present good points of their products
B.advertisers try to cheat consumers
C.advertisers are not sure about their products
D.advertisers are competing with each other.

“Itself” in the last sentence of the passage refers to.

A.photograph
B.entertainment
C.joke
D.jazzy melody

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Some of the students in the history class were unhappy with____

A.the course material
B.others’ misuse of technology
C.discussion topics
D.the author’s class regulations

According to the author ,the use of technology in the classroom may ____

A.keep students from doing independent thinking
B.encourage students to have in-depth conversations
C.help students to better understand complex themes
D.affect students’ concentration on course evaluation

It can be inferred from the last paragraph that the author ____

A.is quite stubborn
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A. He never watched TV.
B. He read what he had to.
C. He found reading unbelievable.
D. He considered reading part of his life

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A. an idea
B. a sound quality
C. a way of writing
D. a world to write about

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A. It helps him to realize his dream.
B. It opens up a wider world for him.
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A.is organized by a middle school
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A.It helps young filmmakers to make money.
B.It provides arts projects for young people.
C.It’s a media arts and leadership-training group.
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A.short trousers
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